756

Somebody out there tell me how this:

Turns into this:

Without some Bruce Banner/Ben Johnson shit. I understand how this:

Becomes this:

But c’mon. The man’s shoe and hat sizes changed as an adult. Ask your friends when the last time their shoe size changed: since, oh, the age of 15–never. The man was pumping so much HGH that his fucking FEET expanded. That’s like lifting weights until your wang gets a six pack.

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2 Comments

  1. It’s all about the juice! That boy is huge! yuck.

  2. dude. ‘wang six-pack’
    queue milk shooting from nostrils….visual is sort of R. Crumb/fritz the cat anthropomorphic dong with muscles.


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